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i need a roommate.

Hi, I'm Alfredo. I'm not crazy. But I've lived with crazy. And I can't do it again. My roommate's moving and I can't bring myself to search through Craigslist and Facebook. There's gotta be someone out there that I'd jive with and is looking for a place.

Campaign


Campaign


TELL EVERYONE

Post a status. Fire off a tweet. Shout it loudly from your window. Tell your Grandma to turn on her Compaq and send an e-mail to everyone she knows. I need to get the word out to everyone. Well, preferably people who are looking for an apartment in

Downtown Orlando, on Mills Ave.—just South of the 408.

Floor Plan


Floor Plan


not to scale*

here's what YOU'LL LOVE

 I'm clean. Like, make my bed in the morning clean
 I don't own speakers, so I couldn't play loud music even if I wanted to
• So much natural light you'll feel like you're in a Tumblr post
• Short walk from Lake Davis where you can feed ducks if you're into that
• 475/month. Utilities are usually around 50.

HERE'S WHAT WILL PISS YOU OFF

• Window units
• No washer dryer
• No garbage disposal

 

*Not even close. I knew I goofed as soon as the Sharpie hit the page, but there was no going back. 

Pictures


Pictures


PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN

See that couch? That's where you'd sit and wish we had a TV because the tiny one I have is my roommate's and she's taking it with her when she leaves. While we're on the subject of stuff, let me know if you have a tire pump. My bike has been flat for forever now and the pump I bought didn't work. Never trust Schwinn. Never. 

Contact


Contact


Interested?

Name *
Name
This is optional. But ideally, I'd like to lurk.
Phone
Phone
I'm a text before I call kind of person.
Questions, compliments or whatever else you have on your mind.

Bigs thanks to Keegan Sanford for the illustrations.